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Aug
20

Pyrion Flax’s Guide to Playing Eve Online

I don’t play EVE anymore. I sold my character to some scrub so if you want to, send me real money instead.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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  1. Panthe123 says:

    love is too weak a word

  2. Estekenian says:

    This is fucking HILARIOUS :))))

  3. stupidrenner says:

    I used to play EvE and yes it sucks.

  4. Phesath says:

    Pretty accurate representation of eve.

  5. 1tonnis1 says:

    B4 you play EvE: This game looks fucking awesome, can’t w8 to play it!
    After you’ve played EvE: This game sucks…

  6. L0LWTF1337 says:

    still mining.

  7. KevFil says:

    holy shit you are dumb.

  8. WisperWinds says:

    WOW.

    F***ing up the Youtube world since it’s inception by producing these whiny little cry baby rage comments.

    Go back to your shard channel. Pick up your +2 comment of wasted breath…

    And shut up. Immaturity is the core of our society already. Thank you for making an ass of yourself on the internet so I can laught AT YOU, there hero.

  9. jackka82 says:

    lmao this shit is dead on

  10. michamus says:

    1: You obviously can’t see a parody when it’s smacking you in the face.
    2: I’d recommend you calm down and realize no one takes you as seriously as you apparently take yourself.
    3: It’s “BANE” not bain. Seeing as a BANE is something that is annoying or bothersome, I’d say you fit that description quite a bit more closely than tedhimself.

  11. nekkukln says:

    Fucking loved the Mining part :D

  12. TheDetective420 says:

    lol you dumb nigger, don’t know how to spell BANE

  13. KhaoticKaos says:

    You’re an idiot.

  14. Stolanis says:

    When you look at EVE Online, you think ‘Holy shit! Flashy laz0r battles in space! Trading, mining, pillaging, making ships, making FLEETS, conquering *STAR SYSTEMS*! Wow, the interface must be AMAZING to handle all this stuff!’

    And then you find out how it works: lists. FUCKING LISTS WITH NUMBERS ON THEM. Do you move your ship yourself? No. Do you manually aim and fire? No. Is there actually anything exciting to do? No. Just click on a fucking list and let the game have all the fun. /ragequit

  15. rotnwolf says:

    dat hulk there is fuckin awesome!
    

  16. LittleBoysRus says:

    Best guide ever. better than eve billionaire

  17. BladeStrikes says:

    Stop crying you stupid shit…..its a joke.

  18. zirlestat says:

    haha we got a mad one amongst us!

  19. DaGreedyGamer says:

    Today, in the year 2012, jokes are impossible to make without somebody deciding to get mad.

  20. Internetzspacezshipz says:

    hey where did all your other videos go?

  21. IWantToWinAPS3 says:

    First off, it’s bane. Not bain. Second of all, you used inception improperly. Also, i’m pretty sure you intended to use their, not there, or were you saying there! hero……. because the sentence seemed odd to me. There was no need to skip the rest of the sentence after quitters. You sir, need grammar lessons.

  22. LittleBoysRus says:

    Still mining

  23. Pineapple2407 says:

    Guide to playing Eve Online:
    Dont play Eve Online

  24. kmzero says:

    The teamspeak part is SOOOOO true!! hahahaha

  25. bobbingmatt says:

    this isn’t dota wtf plz

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